Devious Journal Entry

i cant stop laughing about what happened over the weekend omg i am literally the worst friend ever
so basically there were four of us and two of them got drunk and we were roaming the streets at midnight and when we got home the two drunkos fell asleep and the two sober ones, me and nether, we proceeded to make a lot of noise and chainsmoke in her room (oh god all the air freshener) and watch parasite dreams and at some point in the night we decided to pour mountain dew on the one drunkos foot and it like stained the carpet and we like put a fire on her foot and she didnt wake up and we were like laughing so hard we were crying
then we went downstairs to get food but decided it would be too loud to make pasta even though we'd been screaming the whole night so we took a box of raw pasta and a jar of peanut butter up to her room and tried to eat the pasta but it was disgusting so nether threw it at the one drunk's face and she like rolled over and said "why are my feet wet"
then we skyped and woke up my other drunk friend like twice and she was really pissed and called me a shitty artist and told us to go to sleep but we didnt
then we took her septum rings and tried to pierce our septums but we both  have the pain tolerance of an ant so we were sitting in her bathroom trying to pierce our noses for an hour and like crying
we then decided that we needed to get high so we wouldnt feel the pain but there was nothing to get high on besides a single dose of dxm and some spraypaint but those were both really bad ideas so we seriously considered ordering drugs from the online black market using our friends whose house we were staying at's concert money to buy them but after an hour of thought we decided not to do that
then in the morning nether and i took a walk and on the way we found a "3" birthday candle on the road an decided that we would light it and it would represent our life melting away so we took it back home and put it in the jar of peanut butter from earlier as like a base to hold it upright and we let it melt away but then the host friend woke up with a major hangover and she was rly pissy and was likke "stfu guys i have a headache you guys are pieces of shit" so we played really loud noise music and she was like "i need you guys to not do that" and idk what happened after that 
but the next morning after we were left her mom found the peanut butter with the disgusting candle in it because??? aparenly she did not know the  candle was in there and she put it back in the pantry and um me and nether both are now banned from her house
because
we let a candle melt in peanut butter
im literally crying