Silicon Valley backstory

here he is

silicon was created by 2 immortal (basically god) beings, one male and one female, they were both black and discarnate but the male was said to have horns and the female, a very shapely figure and breast milk that could heal any ailment. he was born androgynous in terms of body parts and was gifted with infinite energy and never needed to sleep. (the two limitations of humanity - gender and sleep) he was a demi-god! all of the angels and arch-angels even looked up to him, he was a crystal child and he was going to usher in a new age of peace and prosperity after the world was flooded and the sun was eaten by the wolf. the angels gave him a pod of cherubs to follow him always and carry out his every whim and protect him. life was very good and everyone in heaven loved him very much

then it was one day, a wolf with infinite legs and eyes that moved in slow motion and reflected no light came, and tore off his breasts and turned his teeth into gold and killed all of his cherubs. the wolf crawled into his brain and tore up his spinal cord, erasing all of his memories and replacing them with strange new, incoherent ones and ate the organ that kept him awake forever. he fell asleep for seven days and when he woke up he found that his parents no longer loved or recognized him, but he didnt remember them either and the only thing he felt compelled to do was find a deserted island and make home there. so he, guided by the parasite dog in his brain, went to search for the perfect island in the pacific

he walked off of the heaven cloud, unaware that this would cause him to fall thousands of miles to earth! he fell into the sea and sunk deep down into the ocean where many more dogs, like the one in his head were and they abused him for an undefined period of time until he lost all dignity and respect for himself, which left his body and made him light enough to float to the top of the ocean. he found the island he was looking for, and it was only 100 sq ft and housed a single palm tree, nothing else for food, but he thought it was perfect. it was then that the wolf in his head decided his work was done, and once again erased silicon's memory (but failed slightly as meta data was still left about his experiences and birth and so on, which would come back as brain fog and haunt him) and left. his cognitive function was very limited by this time and he spent years eating only coconut fruits from the palm tree and sleeping under the sand and drinking sea water only to vomit it back up, and his schedule became so repetitive that he lost track of reality and lived in a delirium for many many years, with no friends or concept of love, until a scary creature, this time a bright blood red in the form of an opossum-dog came and stepped onto his island, and his body temperature was so hot it turned all the sand into glass shards which left silicon no choice but to walk on glass for the rest of his life. his creators had forgotten about him by now as did all of the angels and there was a new crystal child, more perfectly created than him that was going to save the world